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title: The Accursèd Alphabetical Clock
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date: 2026-05-05
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🕒 **[The Accursèd Alphabetical Clock.](https://boat.horse/clock/index.html)** It turns out that if you arrange the numbers on a clock alphabetically, it will nearly kill you to read it. Truly a hellscape of chronography.

[Ryan Bateman](https://boat.horse/) ∙ Experiment